Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Kill Bill

Reporter: Manny, anong bill ang gagawin mo kapag congressman ka na???
Manny: Anong bill??yung tomotonog pagkatapos ng bawat round sa bukseng???

Friday, May 18, 2007

Upsets in the just-concluded polls

"I only took the part where he talk about Manny Pacquiao"

By Ramon Tulfo
Inquirer
Last updated 02:27am (Mla time) 05/17/2007


The biggest loser in the electoral contest is boxing idol Manny Pacquiao who ran for the congressional seat of South Cotabato. He suffered a knockout at the hands of a woman, reelectionist Darlene Antonino-Custodio, who was running scared and was the underdog.

Pacquiao’s political defeat will probably also make Pacquiao a beaten man in the ring. His low morale will lead to his defeats in his next bouts. If only he didn’t become an uto-uto (sucker) to his friends and admirers.

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Pacquiao thought that the people’s adulation would send him to Congress. He was drunk with their shouts of hallelujah when he came home after his victories.

His song, “Para sa Iyo ang Laban na Ito,” became a platinum record.

What he didn’t know was that people bought his record because they found his voice funny. Imagine, a man with the voice of a boy and a thick Visayan accent to boot having the gall to sing! It’s much like a village fool thinking that because children followed him around, he was greatly admired.

Monday, May 14, 2007

Pacquiao taking a beating from Custodio in General Santos

INQUIRER.net
Last updated 10:09am (Mla time) 05/15/2007


MANILA, Philippines -- Reelectionist Darlene Antonino Custodio is ahead of world boxing champion Manny Pacquiao in the congressional contest in General Santos, according to a report on GMA Network.

Quoting from the partial unofficial AMA count, the report said Custodio has garnered 14,060 votes while Pacquiao has 6, 790 votes


Although not a joke... nakakatawa parin eh hehehe.

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Fish be with you

Media: "You're running as congressman, how is the peace & order in Gensan?
Manny Pacquaio: "Ang FISH marami. Pero ang ORDER kaunti lang"