KAMPI

KAMPI 1: (celphone rings) hilo, hilo ... si manny pakyaw to. pasensya na po, nde ako makakarating. (celphone's off).

Liberal Party 1: Yahoo ... manny signed up with us to run under our party. We gave him $1M signing bonus and we promised him that he is assured to be on the mayoralty seat for 3 years.

Liberal Party 2: Yes! So when will he take his oath as politician of LP?

Liberal Party 1: Tonight!

Liberal Party 2: Alright! We will take KAMPI by surprise!

Manny Pacyaw: (taking oath as a new party member for Liberal Party)

KAMPI 1: attention partymates, manny just called to inform he can't attend our event tonite and a reliable source called me a while ago that he saw manny on TV taking his oath as a new member of the Liberal Party for $1M and promised a 3 year term as a mayor of gensan.

KAMPI's GMA: ohhh wala yan.. not to worry my partymates, just show Manny a paper with $2M signing bonus, give him 6 year term as a mayor. Just make sure you bring in a pen so he can sign right there and then.