Kid Kotong

Kid Kotong: "Mayor Manny we need to build a bridge, gime me 10 million!"
Mayor PAC: OK give me the contract and I'll sign it right away!"
Kid Kotong: "Alraytii" (tiba-tiba na naman ako!)

After 6 months

Mayor PAC: "Hey where's the bridge that we built?" "I can't see it!"
Kotong Kid: "The bridge was located at Koronadal"
Mayor PAC: "Why in Koronadal?"
Kotong Kid: "Coz we have no budget there, and we knew that you have
the resources to fund our bridge, Our people wants to
thank you!"
Mayor PAC: "I thought It was meant for my constituents at Gensan?"
Kotong Kid: "Didn't you read the contract?" It was stipulated there that we are going to build a bridge at Koronadal and not gensan!"