Comelec: Mr Manny Pacquiao, Can you please decide now sir what will it be? You run for a Mayor position in Gen San or Congress position in your district?
Manny: Teka Lang... (wait) Ok Mayor! hmmm.... Pero ano kaya mainam? (esep esep...) Congress na lang kaya? hmmm Teka Lang... (wait) Mayor OK din pero kung Congressman mas mukhang big time! Confusing eh. Anong position ba ang may Pork Barrel? Pwede ba dalawa? Teka lang ha, ask ko muna si JING.
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Eto Joke ko to:
Sa victory party
Atienza: Manny manny pahingi naman akong punch
Manny sinapak si Atienza sa nguso
Gago ka manny hindi punch na suntok! punch na inumin loko!
Manny: Sorry Lito, nalito ako eh.. ok na rin yan nagmukhang gumamela labi mu
Corny ng joke mo, pero di ba lahat ng position may pork barrel naman talaga? kahit ata Brgy Captain meron porsyento.
The jokes are indeed a bit corny. Anyway, Manny should just spend his energy on
boxing and avoid further distractions. they will only cause his downfall.
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